What do you call a pig that does Karate A pork chop.
What do you call a bear with no teeth A gummy bear.
Those are just two examples of the terrible jokes NFL Pro Bowlers read, as part of a game called, Bad Joke Telling.
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Watch as the players hilariously went head to head to see who could hold out the longest without laughing:
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New England’s goal-line stand just before halftime was huge, and the story going into the second half would be the health of Le’Veon Bell, whose groin injury kept him out almost all of the second quarter.
The Patriots entered the break with a 226-180 advantage in total yards despite having held the ball three minutes less than the Steelers. Neither team had much success running the ball through the first 30 minutes, as the game’s leading rusher was DeAngelo Williams with his 24 yards.
Tom Brady was his brilliant self in the first half, as he completed 19 of his 24 passes for 222 yards, two touchdowns and a rating of 133.0. Ben Roethlisberger had a solid half, too a鈧€?16 of 22 for 136 yards and a rating of 88.4. One of his potential touchdown passes was dropped, and another was reversed upon replay review.
Earlier this week, Bell told Bleacher Report that he wanted to change the way the running back position is approached in the same way Curry has inspired up-and-coming hoopers to hone their 3-point shot as opposed to their hops. True story: My friend Romando came over to my apartment and somehow slept through the whole game, perhaps worn out for cheering against the Patriots in their loss to Ravens in the early game. I seriously don’t know how, considering all the screaming.